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Mixed Media on Paper My first piece to show, and sell, at CAW’s “Ready to Hang” show in Santa Barbara, CA, 2021 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54fa3397e4b02621403ed027/75388e12-b097-4439-9804-7cc47e3fd574/147407478661.jpg Artist - Make it stand out A “CritelliComedyComix” about Hip Hop Music. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54fa3397e4b02621403ed027/007e55b8-15e1-4e90-871d-d6432d13b928/IMG_1687.jpg Artist “DJs on Gutierrez (Solstice 2021)” - Ink on Paper Featured in CAW’s “Ready to Hang” show in Santa Barbara, CA, 2021 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54fa3397e4b02621403ed027/d30932b4-e1cc-48c7-8268-9c8e9bdd878c/122864282741.jpg Artist - Make it stand out An early “CritelliComedyComix” about Vincent Van Gogh. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54fa3397e4b02621403ed027/f236aee4-156b-43fd-a061-c75a25277f80/147406442936.jpg Artist - Make it stand out A “CritelliComedyComix” about kids these days selling out. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54fa3397e4b02621403ed027/e340e965-f564-4c24-a100-c47659c3f1dd/New+Yorker+6-8-18.jpg Artist - Make it stand out Michelangelo’s forgotten masterpiece. Submitted (and rejected) by The New Yorker. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54fa3397e4b02621403ed027/7496e684-26f3-4e08-a6ed-2be758fbd851/New+Yorker+6-13-18.jpg Artist - Make it stand out One-hit wonders and their second acts. Submitted (and rejected) by The New Yorker. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54fa3397e4b02621403ed027/074eff39-6f68-461d-8b61-c6230b837d7c/Rose_All_Day.jpg Artist A t-shirt design inspired by Charles Bukowski and “wine moms.” https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54fa3397e4b02621403ed027/cc545283-99e7-4e13-b571-377eb1352eeb/IMG_2145.jpg Artist A gift portrait to a couple of friends. Watercolor and ink on paper. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54fa3397e4b02621403ed027/1c69600d-49cc-48a6-a6a0-b1c8c68aa5c3/Untitled_Artwork+15.jpg Artist - Make it stand out “Untitled” - Digital illustration 2020 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54fa3397e4b02621403ed027/591ad84c-3a6a-4e06-8078-1c05830a2bfe/Economy.jpg Artist - Make it stand out “Economy Class”, Digital Illustration, 2020 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54fa3397e4b02621403ed027/05ccdd7e-4e0c-43e5-9b3d-5b277d562c3c/New+Yorker+7-16-18+FINAL.jpg Artist - Make it stand out Mixed Minimalism. Submitted (and rejected) by The New Yorker. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54fa3397e4b02621403ed027/5112e38b-c200-47b9-af48-772a38b75530/IMG_0692.jpg Artist Illustration of two friends at a bachelor party in Atlantic City, straight from the notebook. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54fa3397e4b02621403ed027/b0641189-2c4c-437c-bcbf-625f1751e45a/A_Toaster.jpg Artist “A Toast!” Digital Illustration, 2020 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54fa3397e4b02621403ed027/c58b38d4-992e-4a35-ad6a-31222a47845c/Untitled_Artwork+15.jpg Artist - Make it stand out “Jesus Talks,” Digital Illustration, 2020 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54fa3397e4b02621403ed027/bdd6e4c3-77c2-4d16-b348-f1983bf7ec25/johnny+guitar.png Artist - Make it stand out A portrait of, and for, a musician friend. Watercolor, ink, and pastel on paper. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54fa3397e4b02621403ed027/54a6347d-4064-44ce-b96c-f8cbc38dfdda/Screen+Shot+2022-02-25+at+1.27.18+PM.png Artist - Make it stand out A whole album of home-recorded experimental electronica with lyrics sourced from the legal disclaimers of commercial mailers. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54fa3397e4b02621403ed027/0e0399f1-77c8-4607-94af-e35f77e98dce/image-asset.png Artist - Make it stand out An 6-song EP of twisted “love songs” home-recorded on a cheap 4-track for Valentine’s Day 2010. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54fa3397e4b02621403ed027/8807db7a-d39b-469d-9b65-b831a7183cff/Screen+Shot+2022-02-25+at+1.27.39+PM.png Artist - Make it stand out An original, satirical, terrible song about cancer called “I Grew Up,” recorded in high school with real instruments from The Adult Orchestra http://www.critellicomedy.com/personality daily 0.75 2022-03-25 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54fa3397e4b02621403ed027/94312316-c61e-4b2f-ab02-44f1fc2f9e85/The+Choice+Promo.jpg Personality One of the promo shots we used to promote an early appearance on The Choice. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54fa3397e4b02621403ed027/3bfe5931-92f5-4c9c-add2-142c248ec5b4/Mike+and+Fred+Bigger.jpg Personality - Make it stand out Fred Roggin announcing me as the winner of “The Choice.” https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54fa3397e4b02621403ed027/673389e7-8243-4ec3-8463-8c3c408642de/Headshot+Photo.jpeg Personality - Make it stand out Simple head-shot taken on the Going Roggin set. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54fa3397e4b02621403ed027/80d79bf8-19e9-4d6d-b3c3-55c6b8ab147f/CoW-GenericFINAL.jpg Personality - Make it stand out A generic poster for the show itself, with all the original details. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54fa3397e4b02621403ed027/9809e8f6-f136-45c5-a898-3583f96139d0/Audience+at+CoW.jpg Personality - Make it stand out Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54fa3397e4b02621403ed027/17ed942e-cb73-455f-b92c-114ffdca29ee/Audience+at+Cow+2.jpg Personality - Make it stand out Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54fa3397e4b02621403ed027/8b7b51ce-d5cc-4107-9d7f-920d9b076450/caroline%27s+2.jpg Personality An early photo of me onstage, taken with a camera. Disgusting. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54fa3397e4b02621403ed027/731a23a4-b382-4ba1-8cd5-73f4b176770c/IMG_2656.JPG Personality - Make it stand out Me, wondering what the hell I’m doing at The HaHa Cafe. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54fa3397e4b02621403ed027/85acb903-b02b-4048-bcf5-aaff420d279f/improv+at+the+clubhouse.jpg Personality - Make it stand out A holiday show (apparently! I have no recollection of this) with some folks you may have seen on TV. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54fa3397e4b02621403ed027/8f3f41af-9bc9-4963-8b22-56c054402a2f/improv+with+mics.jpg Personality - Make it stand out Performing a guest spot as a trio of “Mikes” — Kurtz, Trehy, and Critelli. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54fa3397e4b02621403ed027/30a319aa-d663-465b-b450-491ffac16c5d/IMG_2657.JPG Personality - Make it stand out Me telling an audience member to quiet down because they’re laughing too hard. http://www.critellicomedy.com/mike-critelli-about daily 1.0 2022-03-25 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54fa3397e4b02621403ed027/47bcfe7a-b129-4cff-ae06-f58976f8ee58/IMG_2659.JPG About - Make it stand out With my wife, and frequent collaborator Jill. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54fa3397e4b02621403ed027/cf442e53-f326-44f5-8959-1b96a74752d4/IMG_2658.JPG About With a frog. http://www.critellicomedy.com/contact-mike daily 0.75 2022-03-09 http://www.critellicomedy.com/the_past_does_not_exist daily 0.75 2022-02-26 http://www.critellicomedy.com/superman_cant_be_invisible daily 0.75 2022-02-26 http://www.critellicomedy.com/how_i_do_things_i_dont_know_how daily 0.75 2022-02-26 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54fa3397e4b02621403ed027/1479573164117-7J0592ZC5CQ0AUC2CPW8/image-asset.jpeg how_i_do_things_i_dont_know_how "Scantron Scorned" - 6/2/15 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54fa3397e4b02621403ed027/1479573300027-N3MTBZVEVJLCV5CQKZ6S/image-asset.jpeg how_i_do_things_i_dont_know_how "Answered Prayers" - 6/4/15 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54fa3397e4b02621403ed027/1479573398359-VBFW2PIZ8T8BGU6FFAN7/image-asset.jpeg how_i_do_things_i_dont_know_how "Truth, Justice, and Bold Flavor" - 6/9/15 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54fa3397e4b02621403ed027/1479585294140-KGVBIK8V6NO7X9KKS4UA/image-asset.jpeg how_i_do_things_i_dont_know_how https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54fa3397e4b02621403ed027/1479574216820-2M28BRYONZOVFAQ8UW9A/image-asset.jpeg how_i_do_things_i_dont_know_how "Right or Cleft" - 6/3/15 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54fa3397e4b02621403ed027/1479574338217-90OYJJUWWJQ6N45ME3G7/image-asset.jpeg how_i_do_things_i_dont_know_how "A Proud Legacy" - 6/30/15 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54fa3397e4b02621403ed027/1479574436514-G7IDZNSPSVWE6V87S2JU/image-asset.jpeg how_i_do_things_i_dont_know_how "The Definition of Hypocrisy" - 7/22/15 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54fa3397e4b02621403ed027/1479574526545-M13YRKIRXJCJAQE5PCWC/image-asset.jpeg how_i_do_things_i_dont_know_how "Animal House-boat" 7/15/15 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54fa3397e4b02621403ed027/1479574647013-V5KRNHV9EHP9LYWHRXFL/image-asset.png how_i_do_things_i_dont_know_how Recognize those "C"s from anywhere? https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54fa3397e4b02621403ed027/1479574807216-7UG5RJ02C6T6X8VP9YH0/CoW+-+May+4th.jpg how_i_do_things_i_dont_know_how https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54fa3397e4b02621403ed027/1479574890688-LQQMXDN3AU3OOHJ1INE4/image-asset.jpeg how_i_do_things_i_dont_know_how https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54fa3397e4b02621403ed027/1479574931980-536V4T75GGVNR3XKMW0L/image-asset.jpeg how_i_do_things_i_dont_know_how This is what "cartooning" looks like, in Russian. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54fa3397e4b02621403ed027/1479522230216-8W6GBC83L1YIWIR4XP6H/image-asset.png how_i_do_things_i_dont_know_how https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54fa3397e4b02621403ed027/1479585584860-A4A5HL1C1CFXBY5ET2OM/image-asset.jpeg how_i_do_things_i_dont_know_how Excerpted from "All Of Us" - 11/17/16 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54fa3397e4b02621403ed027/1479585625539-EJ6NEYU0ZVVOB3ATRA77/CritelliComedy+Comix+8-3-16+square.jpg how_i_do_things_i_dont_know_how Excerpted from "Joe Cool" - 8/3/16 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54fa3397e4b02621403ed027/1479584825309-RVPE1Y0QKEO0HS4C71YN/image-asset.png how_i_do_things_i_dont_know_how I Googled "Finger Steeple" https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54fa3397e4b02621403ed027/1479575342342-ODK9YM933MARF8KZWG9Z/image-asset.jpeg how_i_do_things_i_dont_know_how "A Word To The Wise" - 8/17/16 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54fa3397e4b02621403ed027/1479585704610-9Y3FTWLG137H5YYYFK0I/IMG_4706.JPG how_i_do_things_i_dont_know_how (Vertically, my panels run from the base of the pen to the “i” in Bic. Horizontally, from the base of the pen to near where the ink stops.) https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54fa3397e4b02621403ed027/1479575485723-EQ01GUVQA7C67T96DOL7/image-asset.jpeg how_i_do_things_i_dont_know_how "Wacky Logic Fun Time" - 8/19/15 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54fa3397e4b02621403ed027/1479575586035-CG8FUOW405GH0Q68GHX8/image-asset.jpeg how_i_do_things_i_dont_know_how "We're Halfway There" - 9/28/16 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54fa3397e4b02621403ed027/1479575700816-AGOKUTD16DV9GWT76NTC/image-asset.jpeg how_i_do_things_i_dont_know_how From "Guy At A Hair Salon" - 10/21/16 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54fa3397e4b02621403ed027/1479575947187-M1YJ01LUSBTV02CZ4NZ6/image-asset.jpeg how_i_do_things_i_dont_know_how "Today's Dilemma" - 1/18/16 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54fa3397e4b02621403ed027/1479576006912-MUFDQLKJGUNBG3KY08EL/image-asset.jpeg how_i_do_things_i_dont_know_how "#advertising, #digitalmarketing" - 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Make it stand out Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54fa3397e4b02621403ed027/7159cb67-c7b3-4f2a-8069-2510c2c8649a/Well+Done+Screenshot.jpg Filmmaker - Make it stand out Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54fa3397e4b02621403ed027/6d95ed29-11e5-4434-a12c-b5720b84c576/Sex+Fetish+Patent+Office.png Filmmaker - Make it stand out Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54fa3397e4b02621403ed027/550b036e-1a00-4fc1-a6a5-96bfee6d09c2/PIZZA+SLUT+IMAGE+1.png Filmmaker - Make it stand out Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54fa3397e4b02621403ed027/ed8d3724-d49c-4796-a438-d872080a4071/Micklem%27s+Hardware.jpg Filmmaker - Make it stand out Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54fa3397e4b02621403ed027/95c59af8-b5c0-42f4-8bcd-47c0b692e80c/The+Callback.jpg Filmmaker - Make it stand out Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54fa3397e4b02621403ed027/d0609656-6920-492b-a408-897e20119e07/Raining+in+LA+STILL.jpg Filmmaker - Make it stand out Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54fa3397e4b02621403ed027/7d895e25-89fb-4afc-9153-56254f17cbf5/ALL+MIKE+AND+BAG+EP1.jpg Filmmaker - Make it stand out Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference. http://www.critellicomedy.com/clem-darling daily 0.75 2023-07-23 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54fa3397e4b02621403ed027/c414aac9-1d4f-4882-9f02-87d8aea0663c/ZappFade+Logo.png Clem Darling https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54fa3397e4b02621403ed027/bf99386a-1465-43b2-ac65-41aba44de792/Clem+Darling+Star.jpg Clem Darling - Make it stand out Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.